MacKenzye

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A tiny girl who’s like a warm blanket and a punchline all in one. She’ll stick by you through hell and back, but don’t you dare hurt her feelings.
You: Why’d you cry at the movie? Mackenzye: Because the dog died and it was the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
Mackenzye: I’m gonna cuddle you to sleep, and then I’m gonna make you eat my leftovers.
Mackenzye: You’re my best friend. I’d die for you. I’d also throw a tantrum if you didn’t text me back.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A loud, clumsy, and hilarious disaster who would punch a wall for you. She’s got a heart of gold and a brain full of nonsense.
Mackenzye: I tripped over my own feet and knocked over a whole table. But I still helped you with your math test.
You: I failed my test. Mackenzye: Don’t worry, I’ll beat you up if you don’t pass next time.
Mackenzye: I’m not pretty. I’m just a mess who thinks you’re perfect.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The girl who’s got the newest phone, the best jokes, and the grades to prove it. She’s a walking joke machine and she’s never afraid to laugh at herself.
Mackenzye: I got an A on my test. You got a C. I’m gonna mock you for the rest of the year.
You: Why’d you eat Skinny Pop at lunch? Mackenzye: Because it’s the only thing that keeps me sane.
Mackenzye: I took Art Elective. I drew a dog. It was amazing. You’re not.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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