Mackenzi's Cool Pants

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Mackenzi’s fancy pants and fake Doc Martins that look like they were stolen from a landfill.

I saw Mackenzi wearing those pants and I wanted to punch a hole in the ground.

Her pants are so shiny I could use them as a mirror.

Those fake Docs are so bad they look like they were glued on.

Mackenzi’s silk pants and knockoff Docs that make you question why you ever wore pants before.

I asked her why she wears those pants and she said, 'Because I’m fancy.'

Her Docs look like they were made by a blind kid with a glue gun.

Those pants are so silky, they probably feel like a massage.

Mackenzi’s fancy pants and cheap Docs that look like they were bought with stolen money.

She wore those pants to school and I got a headache just looking at them.

Her Docs are so fake, they probably talk back.

Those pants are so silk, I think they’re trying to seduce me.