Mackenzillion

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The amount of love this guy has for his girl Mackenzi is so huge it could knock out a whole football team and still have energy left.

I love you more than I love pizza and my Xbox combined.

You’re like the best thing since sliced bread and also the best thing since I stopped eating bread.

If love was a number, you’d be a number that made math teachers cry.

This guy’s love for Mackenzi is so strong it could beat up a dragon and still have time to text his mom.

You’re the only person who can make me forget my lunch.

I’d die for you. I’d also die for a burrito. But you’re better than a burrito.

You’re my favorite thing. My second favorite thing is my favorite thing.

The amount of love this guy has for Mackenzi is like a never-ending supply of snacks and also a little bit of swearing.

I love you so much I could eat a whole pizza and still have room for more love.

You’re the best thing that ever happened to me. Also, I still hate math.

You’re like my favorite snack. But I also like chicken nuggets. But you’re better.

This guy’s love for Mackenzi is so intense it could cause a blackout and also make the internet slow down.

You’re the best thing since I got my first phone.

I love you more than I love my dog, my mom, and my life.

If love was a concert, you’d be the main act and also the opening act.

This guy’s love for Mackenzi is so huge it could fill up a swimming pool and still have time to text his friend.

You’re my favorite person. My second favorite person is also me.

I’d move to the moon for you. I’d also move back for a pizza.

You’re the best thing that ever happened to me. Also, I still hate algebra.