Mackenzie.does.arson

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Mackenzie. does. arson is a person who can't wait to set things on fire and laugh about it

I’m not a firefighter, I’m a fire starter and I’m proud

That building was a snack for my pyro-obsession

I don’t light matches, I summon flames

Mackenzie. does. arson is someone who thinks burning stuff is the most fun they’ve ever had

I lit that store on fire just because it was a Tuesday

That house was a snack and I was the snack-eater

I don’t need a reason to burn things, I just need a match

Mackenzie. does. arson is a person who would burn their own house just to make a point

I burned my neighbor’s yard because they looked at me funny

My dog ran away, so I set my house on fire

I don’t start fires, I start drama