mackenzie starr

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#plants#cookies#dumbass

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A girl who hides behind her plants and her blankets, but once you get to know her, she'll punch your face for being a dumbass and then feed you cookies. She's not a genius, but she's got a brain and a heart that'll break you if you don't treat her right.
You said she was weird. She sent you a picture of a cactus wearing sunglasses and said, 'This is your future.'
She texted you, 'You're the dumbest person I know. I'm going to fail you in science.'
She cried in the hallway and then laughed when you offered her a muffin.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A tiny girl who acts like she doesn't care, but she's watching you like a hawk and will remember every insult you throw at her. She likes books and boys and will stab you with a pencil if you say one bad thing about her science project.
You called her a nerd. She sent you a DM: 'Nerd is a title of honor. You are a title of disgrace.'
She whispered, 'I know you think I'm weird. I know you think I'm weird. I know you think I'm weird.'
She drew a portrait of you wearing a hat made of plants and wrote, 'This is your soul.'
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A girl who sits in the corner and thinks about boys and books, but if you mess with her, she'll turn into a monster and throw your snacks at you. She's not a genius, but she's got the brainpower to make your life a living hell.
You said she was weird. She replied, 'I'm not weird. You're a weirdo.'
She texted you, 'I know you think I'm weird. I know you think I'm weird. I know you think I'm weird.'
She brought your snacks to class and said, 'You're not getting them back until you apologize.'
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A girl who hides in her blankets and her books, but when she comes out, she'll make you regret ever saying one bad thing about her. She's not a genius, but she's smart enough to know you're an idiot.
She sent you a message: 'You're an idiot. I'm going to fail you in science.'
You said she was weird. She said, 'I'm not weird. You're a weirdo.'
She drew a picture of you with a hat made of plants and wrote, 'This is your soul.'
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A girl who may be small, but she's got a brain the size of a football and a temper that could burn down a forest. She'll sit in the corner and read, but if you mess with her, she'll throw your snacks at you and never talk to you again.
She sent you a message: 'You're an idiot. I'm going to fail you in science.'
You said she was weird. She said, 'I'm not weird. You're a weirdo.'
She drew a portrait of you wearing a hat made of plants and said, 'This is your soul.'
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A girl who loves plants and books, but she also loves sitting in the corner and thinking about boys. She may be quiet, but she's got a brain that could beat yours in a fight and a temper that could make you cry.
She said, 'You're the dumbest person I know. I'm going to fail you in science.'
She sent you a picture of a cactus wearing sunglasses and said, 'This is your future.'
She cried in the hallway and then laughed when you offered her a muffin.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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