Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a walking disaster who thinks money makes them cool

I just saw mackenzie scott donate $10 million and still act like they're the main character

They gave money to a charity but still posted a selfie with the check

I asked them for help and they gave me a $100 bill and said 'you're welcome' like it was a compliment

2

the human version of a broken vending machine

They promised to help me and then just gave me $500 and walked away

I needed advice and they just threw money at me like it was a math problem

They donated to a cause but still posted a tweet about how amazing they were

3

a rich person who thinks they're a hero but is just bad at math

They gave a million dollars to a school but still called it a 'small donation'

They donated to a charity and then posted a tweet about how they're the best person ever

They gave me a check and said 'you're welcome' like it was a personal attack

4

a person who gives money like it's confetti and still thinks they're the main character

They gave me $1000 and still said I was the lucky one

They donated to a cause and then posted a picture of themselves with the check

They gave money to a person and still acted like they were the hero

5

a rich person who thinks giving money makes them a legend

They gave $1 million to a school and then posted a picture of themselves with the check

They donated to a charity but still said it was 'just a small amount'

They gave me $200 and said I was the lucky one

6

a person who gives money like it's a test and still thinks they're the best

They gave $1000 and said I was the lucky one

They donated to a cause and still posted a tweet about how amazing they were

They gave me money and still acted like I owed them a favor