MacKenzie River Pizza Company

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A pizza spot in Montana that serves okay food but charges you a small fortune for it. They also serve pasta, salads, and stuff that makes you want to scream.

I paid $18 for a pizza that looked like it came out of a trash can.

The salad was so soggy I could’ve used it as a mop.

I got a pasta dish and it tasted like old socks.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The worst pizza place ever, but only in Montana. They charge you like you’re rich and serve food that tastes like regret.

My coworkers and I all got food and it was like eating a bruise.

The pizza was so bad I considered quitting my job.

I got dessert and it was more like a punishment.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A fancy name for a place where you pay too much for food that’s barely edible. It’s also the place where you work if you hate your life.

I work there and I’m half-dead from the stress.

The food is so bad I’ve started calling it 'pizza-shaped regret.'

They charge me like I’m a king, but I get food that tastes like a soggy nightmare.

by Slangipedia 8d ago