Mackenzie Patterson

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the only person who can make your day go from craphole to heaven just by texting you. she talks about everything and nothing, and you're stuck in her web of nonsense.

Hey, I just ate a whole pizza and cried. You?

I’m gonna fail math. Also, I have a crush on my teacher. Also, I’m hungry.

I’m alive. That’s all you need to know.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

the human version of a mood ring. she can turn your worst day into a laugh-fest with one message. she'll talk about your hair, your mom, and why you’re still single.

Your hair is on fire. Also, your mom is coming over. Also, you're still single. Also, I love you.

I just got kicked out of class. Also, I think I'm in love. Also, you're my favorite person.

Your day is garbage. Also, mine is too. Also, I'm sending you pizza.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

the reason you still have a brain. she'll text you random stuff, and somehow it makes you happy. she doesn’t care if you’re mad, sad, or just plain dumb.

I just fell off a chair. Also, I think I broke my ankle. Also, I'm still alive.

Your brain is working. Also, mine is not. Also, I like you.

I just cried in the hallway. Also, I'm still your best friend. Also, I'm weird.

by Slangipedia 8d ago