Mackenzie King

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Mackenzie King is the guy who didn't brush his teeth so bad that his mouth looks like a war zone and his breath could knock a guy out.

My mom’s teeth look like Mackenzie King’s after she skips a week of brushing.

That guy at the bus stop smells like Mackenzie King’s breath in a sock.

My brother’s teeth are so bad, I think he’s related to Mackenzie King.

Mackenzie King is the reason your dentist gives you a death stare every time you show up.

I saw Mackenzie King’s teeth and I wanted to cry.

My dentist said I’m like Mackenzie King but with less plaque and more shame.

My cousin’s teeth look like Mackenzie King’s after a fight with a burger.

Mackenzie King is the guy who doesn’t brush his teeth and then expects everyone else to be nice to him.

My dog’s teeth are better than Mackenzie King’s.

My teacher’s breath is like Mackenzie King’s on a bad day.

My brother said he’d rather fight a dragon than brush his teeth like Mackenzie King.