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The best man in the room. A walking piece of meat with a brain that works.
He walked in and the whole bar stopped. Like a god with a cock.
He said one line and I was ready to propose.
He's the reason I skipped my shift at work.
mackenzie jones
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A human being who makes everyone else look bad. A total meaty genius.
He can drink me under the table and still beat me at chess.
He eats my lunch and still has time to flirt with my mom.
He’s the only one who can make my dog jealous.
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A man so good, he’s like a superhero with a cock and a brain.
He saved my life and still had time to laugh at me.
He can beat me at everything and still make me laugh.
He showed up at my house and I cried like a baby.