mackenzie johnson

I mackenzie johnson’d my cousin’s car and it looked like a toaster explosion.

My friend’s car got mackenzie johnson’d and now it’s got a new personality.

I mackenzie johnson’d my neighbor’s car and it’s now a parking lot legend.

My friend’s car got mackenzie johnson’d and it started crying.

I mackenzie johnson’d my mom’s car and it’s now a crybaby.

My car got mackenzie johnson’d and it’s got a broken heart.

I mackenzie johnson’d my friend’s car and it’s now in debt.

My car got mackenzie johnson’d and it’s now a loaner.

I mackenzie johnson’d my brother’s car and it’s now broke and mad.