Mackenzie Hall

You failed math again. You're a walking, talking, farts-in-the-morning disaster.

She spilled her coffee on my shirt. A meatball with no sauce.

He said 'I love you' to a pizza box. A walking, talking, farts-in-the-morning disaster.

He thinks he's a king. A cockroach in a crown.

She called me a trash can. A piece of trash that thinks it's a king.

He tried to beat me up. A cockroach in a crown.

He glittered my desk. A human-shaped blob that eats glitter for breakfast.

She cried in a blender. Like a jellyfish in a blender.

He brought glitter to a fight. A human-shaped blob that eats glitter for breakfast.

He forgot his brain at home. A brainless, glitter-covered, pizza-eating, farts-in-the-morning, cockroach-in-a-crown, piece of trash.

She glittered my face. A brainless, glitter-covered, pizza-eating, farts-in-the-morning, cockroach-in-a-crown, piece of trash.

He ate a whole pizza. A brainless, glitter-covered, pizza-eating, farts-in-the-morning, cockroach-in-a-crown, piece of trash.

He glittered my hair. A glitter-covered, brainless, cockroach-in-a-crown, pizza-eating, farts-in-the-morning, piece of trash.

She ate my pizza. A glitter-covered, brainless, cockroach-in-a-crown, pizza-eating, farts-in-the-morning, piece of trash.

He farted in my face. A glitter-covered, brainless, cockroach-in-a-crown, pizza-eating, farts-in-the-morning, piece of trash.