Mackenzie Collective Bargaining

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Mackenzie Collective Bargaining is when she tries to get better treats for her dogs by yelling at her boss and then crying in the hallway.

I just got a promotion, but my dog got a raise too. #MackenzieBargaining

She threatened to quit if the dog didn't get a snack. It worked.

The meeting was a disaster. I got nothing. The dog got a toy. #BargainingFail

Mackenzie Collective Bargaining is like a dog show, but instead of judges, there are bosses and a lot of whining.

My dog got a gold medal. I got a raise. No one knows why.

She brought her dog to the meeting. The boss was confused.

The dog barked at the boss. The boss gave her a raise. #BargainingByBark

Mackenzie Collective Bargaining is when she talks to her boss like they're on a date, but the real love is between her and her dog.

The boss said yes. The dog said thank you. I said why?

She flirted with the boss. The dog flirted with the coffee machine.

The meeting ended with a kiss for the dog and a raise for me. #LoveAndBargains

Mackenzie Collective Bargaining is when she argues with her boss until the dog gets a snack, and the boss just gives up.

I asked for a raise. The dog asked for a snack. The boss gave both.

She screamed at the boss. The dog got a treat. The boss left.

The meeting was loud. The dog was happy. I got nothing. #BargainingByNoise

Mackenzie Collective Bargaining is like a negotiation, but the dog is the real negotiator and the boss is just a spectator.

The dog wagged its tail. The boss gave a raise. I was confused.

The dog sat. The boss stood up. I got a raise. #DogsWin

The dog barked. The boss gave up. She got a snack. #BargainingByBark

Mackenzie Collective Bargaining is when she tries to get a better deal, but the dog gets the best part of the deal every time.

I got a raise. The dog got a snack. #BargainingByDog

The dog got the best part of the deal. I got the worst part. #DogDrama

The meeting ended with a dog treat and a raise. The dog was happy. I was confused.