Mackenzie Barry

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#king of everything#crush your face#cocky god

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Mackenzie Barry is the king of everything. He has a meaty dong and a brain so big it could crush your face. If you mess with him you mess with all your mom’s friends and their cousins.
I told him I was gonna beat him up. He said, 'You better bring your mom.'
He laughed at my math test and said my brain was smaller than a donut.
He called my dog a disgrace and my mom a disappointment.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Mackenzie Barry is the cocky god of school. He’s got a huge cock and a brain that could solve world problems. If you dare to fight him you fight all the teachers and their pets.
He said my essay was 'literally the worst I’ve ever read.'
He told my dad he was a 'fucking disgrace to the family.'
He called my lunch a 'disgusting pile of trash.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Mackenzie Barry is the richest, most annoying person ever. He’s got a huge penis and a brain that could beat you in a spelling bee. If you fight him you fight all your mom’s friends and their dogs.
He called my spelling bee answer 'literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.'
He said my mom was 'so ugly she could make a donut cry.'
He told my dog he was 'the worst dog in the world.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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