Mackenzie and Luke

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The couple who will realize they’re both idiots for not being together
'I can't believe I went to the store and forgot my phone.' 'You're both idiots.'
DM: 'Why are you still single?' 'Because I'm with Luke.' 'So why are you still single?'
Text: 'I'm at the airport.' 'So am I.' 'Why?' 'We're both going to the same place.' 'So why are we both going?'
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The two people who are always late but still end up together
'We missed our flight.' 'So did we.' 'So why are we still together?'
Text: 'I'm at the bar.' 'So am I.' 'Why?' 'Because we're both stupid.'
DM: 'I'm late to our date.' 'So am I.' 'So why are we still dating?'
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The people who fight about everything but still can’t stay apart
'You’re late again!' 'You’re loud again!' 'So why are we still together?'
Text: 'I hate your shirt.' 'I hate your face.' 'So why are we still talking?'
DM: 'You forgot our anniversary.' 'You forgot my name.' 'So why are we still together?'
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