mackenzee

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Mackenzee is the most beautiful girl in the whole world. She’s your best friend, your hero, and the only reason you don’t fail every class. She’s so perfect it’s annoying.
Mackenzee came to my house and fixed my broken heart. Literally.
She passed me a test and I still failed it. I swear.
She cried for me and I cried for her. We cried for everyone.
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Mackenzee is the funniest, most awesome person ever. She’s cool, kind, and if she doesn’t frick you, she’ll frick your brother.
She told a joke so good I laughed until my pants fell off.
She gave me a hug and I instantly felt better.
She said she’d frick me if I didn’t pass my math test.
3
Mackenzee is a total legend. She’s smart, hilarious, and the best friend you could ever have. She’s basically a god.
She helped me with my homework and I still failed.
She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
She saved my life once. Twice. Maybe three times.
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Mackenzee is a manipulative, lying, drama queen. She’ll fake being your friend just to make you feel bad later.
She made me feel bad about my hair and then stole my lunch money.
She cried in front of the whole class and I had to cry with her.
She said I was a ‘disaster’ and then took my last candy bar.
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