Mackenyu

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He’s so hot he could melt the sun and still look good doing it.
I saw him in the mall and my face caught fire.
My friend tried to flirt with him and got rejected by a star.
He walked into class and my teacher forgot how to teach.
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He’s the kind of guy who makes girls forget their own names.
I saw him at the gym and I forgot how to lift weights.
My cousin tried to text him and ended up texting her ex.
He came to my birthday and I forgot my own cake.
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He’s so good-looking he could make a pizza look ugly.
He walked by and my pizza got jealous.
I tried to eat my burger and my burger got distracted.
He looked at me and my sandwich dropped dead.
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