Mackem Meltdown

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When Sunderland AFC think they're the best team in the world but then they lose because they're actually just a bunch of overrated fools who can't even kick a ball properly
"I swear I saw the ref give them a free kick just because they looked sad."
My cousin thinks they'll win the league this year. He's wrong. He's also wrong about everything else.
I tried to explain it to my dog. He just stared at me and went to sleep.
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When Sunderland fans think their team is god-like but then they get beaten by some random team and the whole city goes mad because they're all just confused and angry
My neighbor screamed at the TV like it had personally insulted him.
My cat ran away during the match. He came back with a new attitude.
I got in a fight with my brother over who was more to blame.
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A moment when Sunderland AFC lose a match and everyone in the city loses their minds because they all thought they were going to be champions and now they're just a bunch of sad, overrated losers
My mom started crying. She cried for 10 minutes. I cried for 5.
My friend got kicked out of the house for shouting at the TV.
I had to wear a hat for a week because I said the wrong thing.
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