Mackelton

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the smelly old guy who dated hannas dead grandma and still thinks he's cute

he texted her like 20 times a day and called her 'my little flower'

he showed up at her funeral wearing a tuxedo and a fake mustache

he tried to propose to her ghost with a ring from the 1920s

the guy who looked like a sock and had the brain of a confused pigeon

he once tried to dance the tango in a bathrobe and fell into a puddle

he cried when hannas grandma left him for a toaster

he told everyone he was a wizard and had a pet snail named sir fluffington

the reason why hannas grandma looked so tired and smelled like old pizza

he used to smoke 50 cigarettes a day and drank coffee from a soup can

he once tried to marry her in a parking lot during a thunderstorm

he still shows up at her house every day with a bag of chips and a bad joke