Mackelmore

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The most sexist man on Earth, he can't sing worth a damn, but you'll still fall for him because he's got the looks of a god and the confidence of a man who thinks he's the only one who ever had a good time.
'I don't even know how he got on stage, but I'm still into him.'
'He sings like a confused toddler, but I still watch his concerts.'
'He's the reason I skipped math class to listen to his music.'
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A man who thinks he's the king of the world, but his voice sounds like he just swallowed a brick, and still somehow manages to make you swoon.
'He can't sing, but I still listen to his music like it's my religion.'
'He's the reason I forgot my homework to watch his videos.'
'He's got the looks of a god and the voice of a dying man.'
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He's the worst singer ever, but he's got the body of a superhero, and he thinks he's the only one who ever had a good time.
'He can't sing, but I still listen to his music like it's a holy text.'
'He's got the looks of a god and the voice of a man who just ate a whole pizza.'
'He makes me forget my problems just by looking at him.'
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