Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Mackellar Girls Campus is a place where girls think they’re fancy, but they’re just trying to not get caught sneaking fags behind the bike shed.

I got caught with a fag in my maths book. No one believed me.

My friend got suspended for vaping in the library. It was so dramatic.

The teacher said, 'If you keep sneaking fags, I'll give you a detention for every one.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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Says no drugs but ummmmmmm yeah. They just don’t want to admit that they’re all half-dead from weed and energy drinks.

The principal said no drugs, but he’s got a stash in his office.

We all know the school nurse is in on it.

They tried to ban fags but we just took them to the chem lab.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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Mackellar Girls Campus is the definition of a bitch school. Every girl either smoked weed in year 7 or will forever live in their parents basement.

My cousin got expelled for smoking in the toilet. She now lives in her parent’s basement.

I saw a girl walking around with a bong in her bag. She got caught.

They tried to ban weed but we just smoke it in the canteen.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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Everyone knows that if Warringah Mall got bombed Mackellar’s population would halve.

If Warringah Mall exploded, half the school would be missing.

We all know that if the mall got destroyed, Mackellar would be half empty.

The school would be half-dead if Warringah Mall was gone.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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You can see the angsty girls walking around with their headphones because they are too povo to afford airpods.

They’re all walking around with broken headphones because they can’t afford airpods.

My friend’s headphones are falling apart. She still uses them.

The angsty girls walk around with old headphones. They look so sad.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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They always have either gum or a dick in their mouth.

I saw a girl with a piece of gum in her mouth. She was chewing it like it was her life.

One girl had a guy’s dick in her mouth. It was so weird.

They’re always chewing gum or kissing boys in the corridor.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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Mackellar girls like to compete with stella for the saint augustine’s boys in who can get their stomach pumped first.

We all know Mackellar girls and Stella compete to see who can throw up first.

They tried to beat Stella with a stomach pump. It was so dramatic.

The competition was so intense, they all threw up in the canteen.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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Mackellar often loses and gets stitched up with bally.

They lost the competition and got stitched up with bally. It was so bad.

Mackellar got stitched up with bally because they lost the fight.

They all got stitched up with bally. It was the worst.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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If the abortion clinic had frequent flyer points, Mackellar would be platinum.

Mackellar would be platinum at the abortion clinic. They all get abortions.

They all go to the abortion clinic. It’s like a frequent flyer club.

If the clinic had points, Mackellar would be the best.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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You know what they say... Mackellar girls can do anything.

They say Mackellar girls can do anything. They even throw up in the canteen.

They can get their stomach pumped and still walk around like nothing happened.

They all say they can do anything. It’s so dramatic.

by Slangipedia 8d ago