Mackeely

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Mackeely is the best girl ever. She laughs at your jokes, even when they suck. She’s got a mouth like a sailor and a body that makes you forget your own name. But don’t get too close, she’s got a temper like a wildcat.

'You’re the best, Mackeely. Even when you’re being a pain.'

'Mackeely kissed me like I was her last meal.'

'She yelled at me for spilling coffee on her shirt. Then she kissed me.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Mackeely sings like a dying goat. But she’s still the best. She’s got a smile that could light up a room and a tongue that could talk you into anything.

'Your singing is like a goat on a trampoline.'

'She sang me to sleep once. I woke up crying.'

'She’s still the best, even when she’s being a mess.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Mackeely is the best friend you’ll ever have. She’s got a laugh that could wake the dead and a body that could make a saint blush. She’s got a heart of gold, but she’s also got a temper that could burn down a house.

'She gave me back my favorite hoodie when I broke my phone.'

'She laughed so hard I thought she was going to cry.'

'She’s the best. Even when she’s being a pain in the ass.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Mackeely can cook like a wizard. She tells the best stories and looks like a movie star. She’s got a brain that never stops thinking and a mouth that never stops talking.

'She cooked me a meal that made me cry happy tears.'

'She told me a story that made me forget my own name.'

'She’s got a brain that could beat Einstein.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Mackeely wears short shorts like they’re a religion. She’s got a body that could make a statue jealous and a confidence that could scare a lion.

'She wore short shorts in the middle of winter.'

'She looks like a summer day in a swimsuit.'

'She’s got a body that could make anyone stop and stare.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Mackeely is so much, it’s ridiculous. She’s got a personality that could fill a room and a mouth that could talk a dog into stealing your sandwich.

'She’s got more personality than a whole school.'

'She talked my dog into stealing my sandwich.'

'She’s so much, it’s like watching a circus in a shoe.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago