mackee-itis

Bro, I'm wearing shorts in February. It's not a phase. It's a war.

My mom said I look like a hot dog. I said that's the best compliment I've ever gotten.

He came to my house in July. I didn't know what hit me.

I wore shorts to the grocery store. The clerk asked if I was running away from something.

My dog laughed at me. I told him he was just jealous.

My dad said I was a disgrace. I said he was just out of style.

I wore shorts to the fridge. My sister said I was trying to freeze my legs off.

My teacher gave me detention for wearing shorts in the classroom. I said it was a learning experience.

My friend came to my house in December. I said it was a fashion statement.