mackee

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The best girl ever, she laughs at your dumb jokes, she gives you the best kisses, and she’ll do wild stuff in bed. But don’t get too close, she’s got a temper and a mouth full of curse words.
Why is she so good at making me feel like the worst person ever? I love it.
She kissed me and then called my mom a cactus. I’m confused but I’m in love.
She threatened to throw my phone out the window if I didn’t stop being a boring adult.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A singer so bad it hurts. She’s like a broken kazoo at a funeral.
She sang ‘Let It Go’ and I cried. Not from the song. From the pain.
Her voice sounds like a goat that’s been hit by a truck.
I asked her to stop singing and she just kept going. I’m now a ghost.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A girl who is sweet, funny, and will give you back your favorite hoodie even if you’re a total mess. But if you’re dumb, she’ll tell you exactly how dumb you are.
She gave me my hoodie back after I ate my feelings. I’m not sure which one was worse.
She told me I was a ‘dumb flamingo’ and I laughed so hard I cried.
She gave me a hug and then called my boss a donkey. I’m confused but I like it.
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A guy who cooks like a pro, tells the best jokes, and looks like a model. He’s also always asking questions like a detective.
He made me pancakes and then asked me if I had a secret. I said no. He didn’t believe me.
He cooked me a whole meal and then asked me if I had a crush on him. I said no. He laughed.
He asked me 10 questions in one minute. I now know everything about him and nothing about myself.
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A guy who wears short shorts all year. Even in winter. Even when it snows. Even when it’s 5 degrees.
He wore short shorts in the snow. I asked why. He said, ‘Why not?’
He walked into class in short shorts and everyone laughed. He laughed too. I now know why.
He wore short shorts to a funeral. The priest asked if he was okay. He said, ‘Why wouldn’t I be?’
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Something that’s over the top, like when you eat 10 pizzas and then cry because you’re full.
That party was so mackee I cried. I think I like it.
He gave me 100 candy bars. That was so mackee I passed out.
She wore 100 hats at once. That was mackee. I’m not sure if it was good or bad.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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