Macke Rule

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The Macke Rule is when a bunch of people can't do something easy in the time given and then they mess up the whole group's fun.
My friends had to pick up pizza in 10 minutes, but Dave took 20 just to find his keys. Now we're all hungry and mad.
The team was going to win the game, but Jake missed the easiest shot. Now we're all losers.
We were gonna finish the movie, but Sarah took 15 minutes to pick a snack. Now we're all tired and bored.
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The Macke Rule happens when someone can't do something simple on time and then everyone else gets screwed because of it.
We were all gonna eat lunch on time, but Mike took forever to get his sandwich. Now we're all late and hungry.
The class was gonna finish the test early, but Lisa took 20 minutes to write her name. Now we're all stuck there.
The group was gonna leave the party on time, but Tom took 10 minutes to find his shoes. Now we're all late and annoyed.
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The Macke Rule is when one person messes up a simple task so bad, the whole group ends up in a mess.
We were gonna have a great picnic, but Sam took 15 minutes to bring the food. Now we're all hungry and tired.
The team was gonna win the match, but Ben dropped the ball on the easiest play. Now we're all losers.
The group was gonna go to the movies, but Rachel took 10 minutes to pick a movie. Now we're all late and annoyed.
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The Macke Rule is when someone can't do something basic on time and then the whole group ends up with a headache because of it.
We were all gonna eat dinner on time, but Frank took forever to cook. Now we're all late and hungry.
The team was gonna win the game, but Max missed the easiest shot. Now we're all losers.
The group was gonna go to the park, but Lisa took 10 minutes to find her shoes. Now we're all late and annoyed.
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The Macke Rule is when someone can’t do something easy in the given time and then they make the whole group suffer for it.
We were all gonna have fun at the party, but Tom took forever to get there. Now we're all bored and tired.
The team was gonna win the match, but Sam missed the easiest play. Now we're all losers.
The group was gonna go to the movie, but Rachel took 15 minutes to pick her snack. Now we're all late and annoyed.
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