mackdog

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A real-life bestie who will do anything for you, even if it means getting in a fight with a guy who looks like he just walked out of a prison riot.

You: Bro, we gotta rob that gas station. Him: I'm in. Even if it means getting shot by a guy who looks like he just escaped jail.

You: I'm gonna fail this test. Him: I'll take the blame. Even if it means getting suspended for fighting the principal.

You: I just got caught smoking in the bathroom. Him: I'm gonna tell the teacher it was me. Even if it means getting detention for a month.

The kind of person who would side with you even if it meant getting hit by a bus, and still wouldn't tell anyone.

You: I just stole that pizza from the cafeteria. Him: I'm in. Even if it means getting chased by the lunch lady with a ladle.

You: I'm gonna cheat on the math test. Him: I'll write the answers for you. Even if it means getting caught and failing the class.

You: I got in trouble for talking during lunch. Him: I'll take the blame. Even if it means getting grounded for a week.

A full-on homie who would take a bullet for you, and still wouldn't tell your mom.

You: I just got caught skipping school. Him: I'll say I did it. Even if it means getting grounded for a month.

You: I'm gonna fight that guy from class. Him: I'm in. Even if it means getting a black eye.

You: I just got in trouble for eating in the hallway. Him: I'll take the blame. Even if it means getting detention for a week.