Mackay Northern Beaches SHS

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Mackay Northern Beaches SHS is a school run by demons who think black socks are the devil's work. If you wear anything that isn't navy, grey, or white, you get a detention so fast your head will spin.

My socks are black and I got a detention for it. What even is life?

I wore grey and they said I was a heretic. I’m just trying to be cool.

I tried to wear white and they called me a traitor. I’m just trying to survive.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

This school is the worst place on earth. They hate same-sex love and think Jesus is gonna kick their ass if they see two boys or two girls being cute.

I was holding hands with my friend and the teacher said Jesus is gonna judge us. What even is that?

I saw two girls hugging and the teacher said they were going to hell. I’m just trying to be happy.

They think I’m going to hell for liking boys. I’m just trying to live my life.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The best thing about this school is that sometimes they let you go home. Other than that, it’s just a bunch of people who think black socks are the devil and hate same-sex love.

I got to go home today and I cried happy tears. The rest of the day was hell.

I got to go home because I said I didn’t like black socks. I’m just trying to survive.

I got to go home because I said I was going to heaven. I’m just trying to escape.

by Slangipedia 8d ago