mackay llp

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A place where the drill sergeant is high on coffee and decides what’s right based on how he feels that day.

The drill sergeant told us to do push-ups because he forgot his coffee.

He changed the rules because he had a bad day at the grocery store.

We had to march in circles because he didn’t like the way we smiled.

A boot camp run by a guy who thinks he’s a general, but he just got promoted from janitor.

He yelled at us for 20 minutes because he spilled his coffee.

He made us run laps because he didn’t like our hair.

He gave us a pop quiz because he had nothing better to do.

A boot camp where the drill sergeant has more mood swings than a toddler on sugar and caffeine.

He made us do sit-ups because he didn’t like the way we sat.

He changed the schedule because he had a bad dream.

He screamed at us because his coffee was cold.