Mackay

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A town in north Queensland full of whiners. They’re rich miners, broke farmers, drunk truck drivers, shallow women (like miners’ wives), and people who wish they were one of them but aren’t, so they whine even more. They text the local paper to complain like it’s their job.
@localpaper I got stuck in traffic again. My cow died. My wife thinks I’m a failure. #MackayLife
Why can’t I be rich like my neighbor? I just got fired. #WhiningIsMyPassion
I’m not a farmer. I’m a farmer who got fired. #MackayVibes
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A total Pussylord. He looks like he just walked out of a pubes factory, but he doesn’t care. He charms everyone with his swag and gets the ladies no matter what. If they say no, he shrugs and keeps going.
He asked me out. I said no. He laughed and went to the bar. #PussylordVibes
He’s got more charm than my ex and a hair cut that looks like it was done by a drunk goat.
I tried to flirt with him. He just smiled and walked away. #PussylordIsMyLife
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The most awesome name ever. The MacKay clan are gamers, warriors, and smell like lavender. Their abs are so hairy and chizzled, you could wash your clothes on them.
I beat him in a game. He just smiled and said, ‘You’ll be back.’ #MacKayVibes
His abs are so hairy, I thought he was a raccoon.
He smells like lavender and wins every game. #MacKayIsAwesome
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The most amazing guy ever. He’s funny, kind, and so cool. Any girl would be lucky to have him. His ex is sad he’s over, but he’s still charming.
He’s the best guy ever. I miss him, but he’s still cool. #ExVibes
He’s kind, funny, and still charming even after we broke up.
He’s so awesome, even my ex admits it. #MacKayVibes
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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An insult for someone with no junk. Usually fat, with dark hair and pale skin. They’re the worst.
You’re a Mackay. You have no junk and you’re fat. #JunklessVibes
I call my brother a Mackay every day. He has no junk and he knows it.
No junk, no style. You’re a Mackay. #JunklessJunkie
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A boy who’s half fish and has a temper the size of a truck. He’s angry all the time and looks like he could bite your head off.
He’s half fish and half rage. I don’t even want to talk to him.
He looked at me and I thought he was going to bite my head off.
He’s half fish, half rage, and half a disaster. #FishBoyVibes
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A gamer who screams at the TV like it’s his enemy. He doesn’t shower and smells like a gym sock. He’s a honkin’ baby gimp.
He screamed at the TV for 3 hours. I think it’s his enemy now.
He hasn’t showered in a week. He smells like a gym sock and a baby gimp.
He’s the worst gamer I’ve ever seen. He smells like a gym sock. #HonkinGimpVibes
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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