mackas

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A McDonald's restaurant. Also called Macker's or mackaz in New Zealand. It's where you go when you're too lazy to eat something that doesn't taste like regret.
My lunch break is just me crying in the corner of Macker's.
I ate three Big Macs at mackaz and now I hate my life.
My friend went to Macker's and came out looking like a sad balloon.
2
If someone is chatting rubbish or something is bad or dead. It's like when your brain is on fire and your mouth is just spitting out smoke.
My teacher said my essay was dead. I told her it was mackas.
That movie was so bad, it was mackas.
My friend told me a joke, and it was mackas.
3
A word that means big or huge. It's like saying something is so big, it might swallow the entire universe and still be full.
That mountain is mackas. I swear it's bigger than my problems.
He ate a whole pizza by himself. That's mackas.
Her laugh is mackas. It's like a earthquake.
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A true blue Aussie who loves everything Australian. They also love cockroaches, sunburn, and drinking at 8 a. m.
My uncle is a mackas. He once tried to fight a kangaroo and lost.
That girl is a mackas. She can drink me under the table.
My friend's dog is a mackas. It's got a mullet and a degree.
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Being called mackas means you are super powerful. You are like a god, but with more regret and less divine powers.
My dog called me mackas. I think I'm going to cry.
My teacher said I was mackas. I think I broke the laws of physics.
My friend said I was mackas. I told him he was a liar.
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Macka is an adjective for anything extreme. It's like saying you're so fat, you can't fit into a door and you also can't breathe.
That pizza was mackas. I ate it and cried.
That man is mackas. He's got a belly like a mountain.
That party was mackas. I drank 10 beers and passed out.
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Macka is a word from Sweden that means sandwich. It's like a bagel, but it's more confused and has more cheese.
That macka was so good, I screamed.
I ate a macka and now I'm a god.
That sandwich was mackas. I'm still trying to figure out how it survived.
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