mackaren

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Mackaren are loud, messy, and always getting into trouble. They think they're the best at everything, but they're just full of hot air and bad decisions.

I told my Mackaren friend I was going to fail math. Now I have to fail math and be a human pet for a week.

My Mackaren cousin showed up to my birthday party with a goat and a karaoke machine. I had to sing and dance with a goat.

My Mackaren neighbor broke into my house to steal my pizza. I had to eat the rest of the pizza in silence.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Mackaren are like a mess of glitter and loud music. They can't make up their minds and they'll probably steal your lunch money just to prove they're cool.

My Mackaren roommate moved my furniture just because they felt like it. Now I live in a living room with a couch in the kitchen.

I asked my Mackaren friend if they wanted pizza. Now I have 5 pizzas and 3 more friends who are coming over.

My Mackaren cousin ran into my teacher's house just to tell them my secrets. Now I have to wear a hat for a week.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Mackaren are like a loud, glittery explosion. They're always asking questions and they're never going to stop. Don't tell them your secrets or they'll use them to embarrass you in public.

My Mackaren neighbor asked me if I had a pet dragon. Now my whole block thinks I have a dragon and I have to feed it imaginary treats.

I told my Mackaren friend I was going to get a tattoo. Now I have 5 tattoos and I don't even know what they are.

My Mackaren cousin showed up to my test with a kazoo and a megaphone. Now I have to answer questions with a kazoo.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Mackaren are like a rainbow that exploded in a loud room. They're always talking, always asking questions, and they'll steal your snacks just to show off. Don't trust them with your secrets.

My Mackaren friend told my teacher I had a pet rat. Now I have to bring a rat to school and I didn't even have one.

I told my Mackaren cousin my favorite color was blue. Now I have to wear a blue hat every day and I have 3 more cousins who think blue is cool.

My Mackaren neighbor took my dog for a walk just to prove they're the best pet walker. Now my dog has a new best friend and I have to walk my dog twice a day.

by Slangipedia 5h ago