mackarel

I was eating mackarel for breakfast and it ruined my whole day.

Why did you put mackarel in my essay? It’s like a bad punchline.

My teacher said my paper was full of mackarel. I’m never gonna pass.

My mom sent me a message: ‘Your essay is full of mackarel. Fix it.’ I threw my phone at the wall.

I tried to write a poem and mackarel showed up like a bad friend.

He asked me why I used mackarel in my speech. I said, ‘Because it’s a fish, dummy.’

My teacher said I used mackarel too much. I said, ‘It’s not my fault.’

I tried to explain mackarel to my dog. He just barked and ran away.

I wrote mackarel on my test. My teacher gave me a zero and a slap.