Mackan

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Mackan is a stoner who thinks he's cool and acts like he's got a life. He'll sleep with anything that breathes and takes your pills when you're not looking.

Mackan just stole my Xanax and said he was doing a drug test.

He tried to seduce my dog and failed.

He texted me at 3 AM asking if I wanted to do meth.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Mackan is a brainy guy with huge feet who thinks he's hot. He's a fag who gets rejected every time he tries to ask a girl out.

He asked a girl to prom and got called a fag in front of everyone.

He tried to impress me with his brain and failed.

He had a foot fetish and it didn't help.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Mackan is a tiny-dicked loser who thinks he's the king of the world. He has no friends and smells like a toilet.

He tried to flirt with my sister and she called him a loser.

He smells like a wet sock and nobody wants to be near him.

He tried to fight me and cried after 3 seconds.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Mackan is a Discord boss who made cool bots and loves being popular. He's also a loli who thinks he's cute.

He made a bot that plays RPGs and calls himself a legend.

He texted me in Discord and said he was the king of bots.

He tried to be a loli and failed.

by Slangipedia 8d ago