mackam

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a smelly person who thinks Sunderland is the best place on Earth and yells about it in the street like a madman.

I’m a mackam and I’ll fight you for it.

Why do you live in Newcastle? Don’t you know we’re better?

I eat chips for breakfast. You? Probably a mackam.

a person who wears a scarf like it’s a cape and claims they’re royalty just because they were born near a river.

I’m not just a mackam. I’m a legend.

You think you’re fancy? I was born in Sunderland. That’s 10 times fancier.

I don’t need a title. I’m a mackam.

someone who thinks their town is perfect and will throw a tantrum if you say anything bad about it.

You said Sunderland is boring? I’ll throw a brick at you.

I live here. I know it’s perfect. You don’t.

If you don’t like Sunderland, you’re not a real mackam.

a person who thinks they’re the best at everything and will tell you about it until you’re sick of it.

I’m the best at everything. You? Probably not.

I didn’t just live here. I ruled it.

You talk too much. I’m a mackam.

a person who will argue about the weather, the football team, and how good their chips are all at once.

It’s raining. The team lost. My chips are the best. What’s your excuse?

I don’t just like the weather. I created it.

If you don’t like the weather, you’re not a mackam.