Mackalia

Mackalia is a freakin’ amazing person who’s got more heart than a junkie on a hot day. She’ll love you to death if you treat her right, but don’t you dare mess with her or she’ll rip your head off.

Mackalia is a total legend who’ll give you everything if you prove you’re not a total waste of oxygen. She’s got more loyalty than a dog and will scream at you if you’re wrong.

Mackalia is the kind of person who’ll kiss your ass if you’re cool, but if you’re a dweeb she’ll kick your ass. She’s got more patience than a teacher and more coolness than a superhero.

Mackalia is a total gem who’ll love you to death if you show her some love. She’ll cry for you like a baby if you’re down, but if you’re a jerk she’ll rip your face off.

Mackalia is like a holy grail of coolness. She’ll be there for you when you need her most, but if you mess with her she’ll make you regret it like a bad haircut.

Mackalia is the kind of person who’ll take your side even if you’re a total idiot. She’s got more coolness than a pop star and will fight for you like a warrior.