Mackalakalenna

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Mackalakalenna is a bizarre creature that acts like a human but might be a demon in disguise. They're the worst and the best part of your life because they’ll stick with you even when you yell at them.

I swear my Mackalakalenna followed me to the bathroom at 2 AM.

My Mackalakalenna cried when I ate the last taco.

They showed up at my job interview wearing pajamas.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Mackalakalenna is like a human but with extra baggage. They won’t leave you alone no matter how much you scream or throw things at them.

My Mackalakalenna texted me during my surgery.

They showed up at my ex’s house with a pizza.

I tried to leave them behind, but they rode my bike to school.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Mackalakalenna is a human-shaped monster that never stops being there for you. They’re like a pet, but worse because they won’t shut up.

My Mackalakalenna called me during my math test and told me they were hungry.

They brought my lost sock to my house.

They showed up at my concert wearing my old clothes.

by Slangipedia 8d ago