Mackage

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When you try to get a girl to like you by being annoying and showing off. The amount of macking is measured in Neils if you're a basic guy, or Don Juans if you're a smooth talker.

Hey girl, did you know I can do 10 pull-ups? Also, my dog just licked your shoe.

I saw your Instagram and I'm literally dying inside. Like, literally.

You're cute, but I'm also cute, and I have a car, so that's extra.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Getting or giving sex, especially when you're wasted or hungover and don't care if people see you doing it.

I woke up next to my ex and my best friend. It was like a dream, but also a nightmare.

I had sex at 3 AM and now I can't stop laughing.

I did it in the kitchen, on the couch, and then on the floor. That's three places.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A late-night snack that's so good, it's like you're eating love. It's like munchies, but way better and way more satisfying.

I ate a whole pizza at midnight and it felt like a hug.

I had nachos and it was like a party in my mouth.

I ate donuts and now I'm a happy person.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Fast, rough sex that feels like a wrestling match and you're both just trying to win.

We had sex like it was a competition and I won.

He grabbed me and it was like a wrestling match, but with more love.

We did it so fast, I didn't even get time to think.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A text you send to a girl you like, just to be annoying and hope she texts you back. It's usually confusing, but it's also cute.

Hey, did you know I like you? Also, I'm texting you at 2 AM.

I just saw you and I'm like, 'Hey, are you single? Or are you just really cool?'

You're cute, and I'm texting you because I'm a little bit dumb.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A guy who has everything: a good job, a good body, a nice car, and he can dance. He's like a superhero for girls.

He has a nice car and a nice smile, and he can dance. He's perfect.

He's got the job, the car, the looks, and he can dance. He's a total package.

He's got everything, and he's not even trying. That's just unfair.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

See also: boy bands. They're like the original mackage machines, and they all look like they just stepped out of a music video.

Boy bands are like the original mackage machines. They're all cute and they sing.

They look like they just came out of a music video and they're all hot.

They're like the original mackage crew. They’re all perfect.

by Slangipedia 8d ago