Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny gun you hold like a fat kid holding a candy bar, but it shoots bullets instead of lollipops

I got macked by a mackadoo. My face looks like a smashed donut.

That mackadoo is smaller than my aunt's ego.

He shot me with a mackadoo. I still got the hole in my shirt.

2

A gun so loud it could wake up the dead, and it's about as big as a slightly annoyed goose

That mackadoo went off like my mom's voice at 8 a. m.

I got shot with a mackadoo. My ears still ring like a bell.

He brought a mackadoo to the party. It was the only one who knew how to dance.

3

A pistol so big it could be a weapon for a giant, but it's still in your hand

My uncle brought a mackadoo to the fight. He looked like a giant with a tiny sword.

I fired my mackadoo. It was like a tiny dragon roared in my ear.

That mackadoo was so big, it could have been a weapon for a monster.

4

A gun that doesn't care about your feelings, it just shoots bullets and screams

That mackadoo screamed louder than my brother when he got a bad grade.

I got shot by a mackadoo. It felt like my brain was on fire.

He used a mackadoo to shoot me. It was like a mini explosion in my face.

5

A gun that's like a tiny cannon, and it fits in your hand like a tiny curse

That mackadoo was like a tiny cannon in my hand. It made me feel like a tiny war hero.

I used my mackadoo to shoot my friend. He looked like a tiny target.

That mackadoo was so tiny, it could fit in my pocket. It was like carrying a little war.

6

A gun that's as big as a slightly annoyed turtle and it just wants to shoot you

That mackadoo was bigger than my turtle. It looked like it wanted to eat me.

I got shot with a mackadoo. It was like getting a slap from a turtle with a gun.

He brought a mackadoo to the fight. It looked like it was ready to fight.