Mack Your Back

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You hit someone so hard on the back they feel like they got kicked by a donkey and their spine is doing the cha-cha.
I macked my back so hard I think my ribs are gonna start a band.
He macked my back so hard I almost fell over and my lunch came up.
She macked my back so hard I think I got a new tattoo: 'I survived Mack.'
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You slap someone’s back so fast it feels like you just gave them a surprise party with your fist.
Macked my back so fast I thought my shirt was gonna rip and my back was screaming.
He macked my back like he was trying to wake me up from a nap and I was still dreaming.
She macked my back so hard I think I got a new nickname: 'The Back Whisperer.'
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You punch someone’s back so hard it sounds like a door got slammed and their back is now a punchbag.
Macked my back so hard it felt like I got hit by a truck and my back was a punching bag.
He macked my back like he was mad at me and my back just took it.
She macked my back so hard I think my back is now a new friend: 'Punchy.'
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You give someone’s back such a slap it feels like you just taught their back how to dance the twist.
Macked my back so hard I think my back just did the twist and my spine got dizzy.
He macked my back like he was trying to teach my back a lesson.
She macked my back so hard I think my back just got a standing ovation.
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You hit someone’s back so hard it feels like you just threw a brick at them and their back is now a brick wall.
Macked my back so hard I think my back is now a brick wall and it’s angry.
He macked my back like he was trying to build a house out of my back.
She macked my back so hard I think I got a new job: bricklayer of the back.
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You slap someone’s back so hard it sounds like you just broke a record and their back is now the champion.
Macked my back so hard I think I broke a record and my back is now the king.
He macked my back like he was trying to beat my back in a competition.
She macked my back so hard I think my back just won the Olympics.
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