mack tactics

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mack tactics is when you try to flirt with girls like you're the main character of a bad movie.
he tried to charm her by saying he could beat up his uncle
he asked her out by saying he had a pet dragon
he told her he was a superhero who saved his mom from a pizza delivery guy
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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mack tactics is when you hit on girls like you're the last guy on earth and they're your only hope.
he said he'd die if she didn't like him
he asked her to be his partner in crime
he told her he'd steal her lunch if she didn't say yes
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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mack tactics is when you try to impress girls by saying stupid stuff and hoping they laugh.
he told her he could juggle three pizzas at once
he said he had a pet flamingo that could sing
he bragged he once fought a robot in a mall
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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mack tactics is when you hit on girls like you're trying to win a contest and you're the worst contestant.
he said he could bench press a cow
he told her he had a tattoo of a pineapple
he asked her to be his sidekick in his quest for fame
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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mack tactics is when you try to flirt with girls like you're trying to convince them you're not totally insane.
he told her he had a secret identity as a pizza chef
he said he could speak fluent squirrel
he asked her to help him escape from a haunted closet
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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mack tactics is when you hit on girls like you think you're the king of the world and they're your subjects.
he said he was the ruler of the cafeteria
he told her he had a crown made of cheese
he asked her to be his queen in a battle of wits
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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