Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you try to be cool and nobody wants to play along

Bro, I asked her to the prom 3 times and she still said no.

He tried to flex at the party but nobody even looked at him.

I hit on the same girl 5 times and she blocked me on Instagram.

2

Like when you try to be fancy and it just backfires

I wore my best suit to the gas station and the cashier asked if I was lost.

I tried to impress my mom with a 5-star restaurant and she said it was just 'fancy pizza.'

I tried to be smooth and just came off as a creep.

3

When you think you’re the main character, but nobody else agrees

I thought I was the hero of this story, but I just got rejected again.

I was the main guy in my head, but she said she was with someone else.

I tried to be the king of the party, but nobody even knew my name.

4

Like when you try to be cool but it just ends in embarrassment

I tried to be cool at the concert, but I fell into a puddle.

I tried to impress my crush but just tripped over my own feet.

I tried to be the best at the game but lost to a kid who had no idea what he was doing.

5

When you’re trying to be the best but it just goes wrong

I tried to be the best at the dance but stepped on my partner’s toes 10 times.

I tried to be the star of the show but forgot my lines.

I tried to be the main guy in the group but nobody even heard me.

6

When you think you're getting somewhere but it's just a big no

I thought I had a shot with her, but she just said 'nope.'

I was getting somewhere with my crush until he said he was taken.

I thought I was making progress, but she just blocked me.