Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Dressed like a king, looking so good you make people jealous. You're the main event.

He showed up in a designer suit and a watch that cost more than my rent.

She wore heels so high she looked like she could fly.

He came in with a hat so big it covered his whole face.

2

So drunk you can't walk, you're talking nonsense, and you might even cry about your ex.

He tried to dance but fell over and cried about his first girlfriend.

She said she was the queen of the world and then passed out.

He said he was going to marry the pizza man and then fell asleep.

3

Drunk enough to forget everything, but still managing to flirt and end up with a hot girl.

He drank so much he forgot his name, but still got a girl's number.

She couldn't remember her own phone number, but still took a guy home.

He passed out on the couch but woke up next to a girl he didn't know.

4

A girl wearing a guy's shirt that's way too big, like she's trying to hide her body.

She wore my dad's shirt and it looked like she was wearing a tent.

He asked her out and she showed up in a shirt that covered her whole body.

She came to the party in a shirt so big it looked like she was wearing a robe.

5

So rich and flashy you're like a walking bank, all bling and money.

He came in with a car that cost more than my house.

She wore so much jewelry it looked like she was wearing a necklace for every day of the week.

He had a watch that cost more than my mom's car.

6

You lick a girl who's so hot it's like she's on fire and you're the tongue.

He licked her and she looked like she was going to melt.

She was so fit he couldn't believe she was real.

He licked her and she looked like she was going to kiss him back.

7

You're so high you're not even sure if you're real, like you're in a dream.

He came in like he had just taken a hit from a cloud.

She looked like she had just been hit by a spaceship.

He was tripped out and thought the ceiling was talking to him.