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when you’re trying to impress a girl and your gum drops into her hair like a bad punchline

My gum fell into her hair and I said 'That’s a solid move, baby.' She said 'That’s a solid move, baby.'

He was flirting so hard his gum flew into her hair like a bullet.

I tried to impress her and my gum went into her hair. She laughed so hard she cried.

when you’re trying to be cool and your gum ends up in her hair like you dropped a f-bomb

I was being smooth and my gum went into her hair. She said 'You’re smooth, but your gum is rough.'

He was trying to be cool and his gum landed in her hair like a slap in the face.

My gum fell into her hair and I said, 'That’s the best part of my day.' She said, 'That’s the worst part of my day.'

when you're trying to get close to a girl and your gum ends up stuck in her hair like a curse

He was trying to seduce her and his gum got stuck in her hair. She said, 'You’re a mess, but I like it.'

My gum got stuck in her hair and I said, 'That’s a love story.' She said, 'That’s a horror story.'

I was trying to be charming and my gum got stuck in her hair like a trap.