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When a woman gives you a hard time, then hits you up for sex, and then vanishes like a fart in a hurricane.
She said she loved me, then blocked me after our first kiss.
She texted me 5 times a day, then never showed up to my party.
She said we'd be together forever, then ghosted me after I bought her dinner.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a woman flirts with you like you're the last piece of pizza, then eats you up and disappears.
She said I was her favorite, then never replied to my texts.
She acted like I was the best thing since sliced bread, then vanished.
She promised me forever, then ghosted me after I sent her a selfie.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a woman takes your time, then throws you away like yesterday's trash.
She said she'd come back, then never showed up again.
She took my money and my heart, then vanished without a trace.
She said we'd be together forever, then ghosted me after I bought her lunch.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a woman acts like you're the only one for her, then goes off and leaves you hanging.
She said she'd be with me forever, then ghosted me after our first date.
She promised me everything, then blocked me after I sent her a message.
She said I was her one and only, then vanished like I was never there.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a woman gives you the runaround, then vanishes like you were never important.
She said she'd be with me, then ghosted me after I sent her a text.
She said I was her favorite, then never showed up to my birthday.
She said we'd be together forever, then blocked me after I sent her a message.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a woman gives you the cold shoulder, then disappears like you were never there.
She said she'd be with me forever, then ghosted me after our first date.
She acted like I was the best thing since sliced bread, then vanished.
She said I was her only one, then blocked me after I sent her a message.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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