mack long

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the most annoying guy in ottawa who thinks he's famous

He walked into the coffee shop like he owned it. "I'm mack long," he said. I didn't even know who he was.

At the gym, he started a whole debate about whether he was better than the prime minister. I left.

He sent me a DM saying, "You should know who I am." I replied, "No."

the guy who shows up everywhere and nobody likes him

He was at my birthday party. He didn't ask if it was okay to be there. He just stood there.

He showed up at the concert. He screamed my name. I didn't know him.

He tried to talk to my mom. She gave him the look. He left.

the guy who thinks he's the best and nobody agrees

He told me he was the best at everything. I said, "No, you're not." He didn't believe me.

He posted a photo of himself online. He had 2 likes. He was sad.

He started a fight with a guy in the street. He lost. He still thinks he won.