Mack God

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A person who hits on anyone and everyone like they're on a mission from God, doesn't care if they're single, taken, or if they're even human.

Hey, you look like a snack I can eat for lunch and dinner.

I don't care if you're with someone, I'm your backup plan.

You're cute. I'm not lying. I'm also not asking you to choose between me and your ex.

Someone who flirts like it's their full-time job and doesn't care if they're making a mess of people's feelings.

You're hot. I don't care if you're married. I'm your new hobby.

I don't do relationships. I do flirts. And I'm good at it.

You're the main character. I'm just the sidekick. But I still want a kiss.

A person who doesn't care who they hit on, doesn't care if they're being annoying, and just wants attention.

I'm not flirting. I'm just trying to get your attention. It's not my fault you're cute.

You're the best thing since sliced bread. And I'm not even hungry.

I don't need a relationship. I need a compliment. And I'm getting it.

A person who flirts with everyone and no one, doesn’t care if they're being rude, and just wants to be loved.

I don't care if you're taken. I'm your new problem.

You're cute. I'm not lying. I'm also not asking you to be my girlfriend.

I'm not in a relationship. I'm in a flirtation. And I'm winning.

Someone who hits on people like it's a sport and doesn’t care if they’re being obnoxious or if they’re getting rejected.

I'm not flirting. I'm just trying to win. And I'm good at it.

You're the best thing since sliced bread. And I'm not even hungry.

I don't need a relationship. I need a compliment. And I'm getting it.

A person who flirts with everyone like they're on a mission, doesn’t care if they’re annoying or if they’re being rejected.

I'm not in a relationship. I'm in a flirtation. And I'm winning.

You're hot. I don't care if you're married. I'm your new hobby.

I'm not flirting. I'm just trying to get your attention. It's not my fault you're cute.