mack game weak

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Your charm is so bad it makes a dog look good.

My ex said I was the reason she got a cat.

I tried to flirt with my barista, and she asked if I was drunk.

I told a joke, and no one laughed. Not even the guy who was sleeping.

You're so bad at getting girls it’s like you’re on a losing team.

I asked a girl out, and she said, 'I’m not even going to pretend I heard that.'

My crush said I was the worst at love.

I tried to impress a girl with my cooking, and she got food poisoning.

Your mack game is so weak, it’s like you’re wearing a sign that says 'I’m ugly.'

I tried to pick up a girl, and she ran away screaming.

I asked someone to be my girlfriend, and she said, 'Are you serious?'

I tried to be cool, and I tripped in front of everyone.