mack feldman

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a guy who flirts with another guy then the first guy realizes he's gay and gets super confused
My ex said he was straight until he saw me with my buddy. Now he's like, 'Wait, what? I'm gay? I don't even know my own sexuality!' #mackfeldman
He was hitting on my brother, then my brother turned around and said, 'You're not even my type.' He looked like he was shot.
My friend asked my crush out, and now my crush is like, 'Wait, I'm gay?' He’s confused and mad. Classic Mack Feldman.
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a guy who tries to seduce another guy just to find out he’s gay and gets mad
He was trying to get my crush to go out with him, then my crush said, 'Wait, I'm gay?' He looked like someone had stolen his pizza.
He was flirting with my guy friend, then my guy friend said, 'Wait, I’m gay?' He walked away and said, 'I don’t even know who I am anymore.'
He tried to get my dude to date him, and now my dude is like, 'Wait, I'm gay? I didn't even know I was a flamingo.'
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a guy who thinks he’s straight until he gets hit on by another guy and realizes he’s gay
He was like, 'I’m straight,' until my guy friend hit on him. Now he’s like, 'Wait, I’m gay? What even is life?'
He said he was never gonna be gay, but then my guy friend asked him out. He’s now crying in the corner like, 'What even is this? I’m gay?'
He was telling everyone he was straight, but then my guy friend asked him out. Now he’s like, 'I’m gay? I didn’t even know I was a fag!'
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