Mack Dicking

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When a guy comes home after a good lay and decides to dump his load right on her chest while she's still asleep. She wakes up to a face full of cum and a reminder that he's still hung up on her.
He came home and poured his jizz on her chest like it was a snack. She woke up and thought she had a milkshake for breakfast.
He didn't even wait for her to wake up. He just shot his load on her like she was a canvas.
She woke up to a face full of cum and a text that said, 'I love you.' She replied, 'I hate you.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy wakes up next to his woman and decides to spray his sperm on her chest like it was a paint job. She’s probably still half-asleep and thinking he’s just being weird.
He woke up next to her and just started jizzing on her chest like it was a job interview.
She was still sleepy and thought he was just being weird. Then she realized he was jizzing on her.
He said, 'Good morning,' and then started pissing on her chest. She said, 'Good morning? What?'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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After a night of love, a guy can't help but dump his sperm on her chest like it was a snack. She wakes up and gets a face full of cum and a reminder that he’s still hung up on her.
He came home, had sex, and then dumped his jizz on her chest like it was a snack. She said, 'I didn’t ask for that.'
She woke up to a face full of cum and realized he still thought he was cool.
He said, 'I just wanted to show my love.' She said, 'You showed me your jizz.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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