mack blast

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Blabbing out someone's secrets in front of everyone like they're a broken toilet and you're the janitor.
My mom told my crush I had a pimple the size of a donut. In front of the whole class.
He spilled my ex's cheating texts during lunch. In front of her mom.
She told my friend I peed in the pool. During swim meet awards.
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Telling someone's dirt in a loud, messy way that makes them want to die.
He told my sister I wore socks with sandals. At the grocery store.
She blabbed my dad's bad driving to the whole family. During Thanksgiving.
My friend told my crush I eat cereal for dinner. At the mall.
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Shouting someone's secrets in public like they owe you money.
He told my brother I cried at a movie. In the theater.
My friend spilled my mom's bad singing to the whole choir. During rehearsal.
She told my crush I used to wear a dinosaur costume. At the park.
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Bringing up someone's private stuff in a way that feels like they're being punished.
My teacher told my friend I forgot my homework. In front of the class.
He told my cousin I like to dance in my room. At the family dinner.
She blabbed my brother's bad math test to the whole school. During lunch.
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Yelling out someone's secrets in a way that feels like a prison break.
He told my sister I used to wear a helmet to bed. At the breakfast table.
My friend spilled my dad's bad singing to the whole family. During a party.
She told my crush I used to cry over Legos. At the mall.
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